BIOHAZARD
Water, water, everywhere,
It's over here, it's over there,
We have lots of water (or at least I think)
But is any of it safe to drink?

CREATIVITY
O'er the hills and far away
During the dawn of the morn'
Sat some pervert writer
Writing up some damn porn

THE LIMO
Big and black, the limo be
And it stretches pretty far I see,
But who would need a car that big?
Probably some fat old corporate pig

NEW AGE
New age
Is Sew-age
The ambiance is all wrong
For any dang song
If I wanted to drone
I'd do it alone,
And not spend the $12.99

DAFFODILS
Daffodils up on hills
Over rocks
Around the mills,
Near the river
Close to the streams
Around where people talk and dither
I'm sick of these flowers
All yellow and stuff
They don't have any powers
Other than to make me sick
Sometimes I'd rather
Just beat them to oblivion with a big stick.

THE BEE
Why does an insect spell?
You'd think just as well
That a busy, busy bee
Would be too busy to tell me
How to spell "Entropy"
When he could be out collecting honey
But we're damned to hell,
If all bee's do is spell
Oh well…

SAMURAI
Look at the Samurai,
See his blade fly
Through the head
Of that guy who's just now dead
Poor dude
He got screwed
By that blade of that Samurai
Guy

CRUNCH
One day I saw a bunch
Of little bitty brown things
I had a hunch
That these things
Had a crunch
So that's how I ended up in Heaven

INSANE
Pogo waffle in some household
Little cheese steak Ham and cold
1-2-3-4! 1-2-3-4!
Where fore Paint legible paper ore?
C.D's at half price
Nice ice, maybe lice
If yes happens lest we tomorrow
If letter we sit and throw to go
Never before whiskey break house
Sandwich quality menswork blouse
Negative five four hundred and two
Said the walrus and the Alabama stew.
1-1-3-5-5-7-99
Yeti hopscotch withhold divine.

BOOKS
Look!
A book!
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